Reminiscing Song of the Day: “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus
As Pam mentioned here last Monday, we just moved into a house that she bought. During that process, we came across some of our old stories and “novels”. Now, I can’t go back as far as Pam did with “Never Say Never”. I wish I would’ve kept the cute stories I wrote when I was a kid, but instead I kept mountains of notebooks from my teenage years. One of those notebooks (this one was actually a folder) is a book I wrote at age 15, called: Milton High: Volume 1, Book 1: Lover’s Quarrel. I was ambitious, huh? I thought I was gonna have volumes of this book!
Okay, I know you’re dying to read a piece of this epic novel (if not, please feed my ego and pretend that you are). So, without any more delaying, here is page one of Chapter 1.
Chapter 1: A Look In the Lives… (typed verbatim–typos, grammatical errors on purpose)
“Good Morning Milton High. Amanda’s arrived so all conversation may begin.” Amanda Donaldson said walking into the school. Her deep blue eyes glistening. Austin Donaldson’s eyes were doing the same as he laughed at his fraternal twin sister.
“A-dog!” Kevin Bowlen said jogging up to Austin.
“What’s up, Kev?” Austin asked as they dapped each other up.
“Let’s walk and talk…what’s up Lila?” He asked as him and Kevin walked past her.
“Eat me.” She said holding up her middle finger.
“Ooooh!” Austin said as he and Kevin walked away.
“Well, I see someone has expanded their vocabulary.” Amanda said opening her locker.
“What? Why the hell are you talking to me, Barbie?” Lila Fargo asked as she put her combination in.
“Hey, Mandy! Guess what!” Live Fargo exclaimed. She threw a disgusted look at her identical twin sister then continued on smiling at Amanda.
“Well…what? Don’t leave me in suspense!” Amanda said.
And with that, I will leave YOU in suspense! Anybody else have a piece of early fiction they want to share? Oh, and feel free to critique. Who knows? I might take a crack at Volume 1, Book 2 😉